Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Things You Should Not Tell Your Girlfriend #1

Situation: You're on a trip to - let's say - Darmstadt. You're already on the train. You have spent the last of your money for those train tickets. You will be gone for the whole weekend. Friday to Sunday. You are with your overly neurotic girlfriend (who, apart from being overly neurotic, is very nice and cute, yes).

Don't say: "I think I may have forgotten to turn the stove off."


Just... don't.

2 comments:

joy said...

lol. good point there.

Jamie said...

Just to make that clear, so you can all go 'phew' and pretend to wipe that invisible sweat of your forehead in a metaphorical gesture:

He did NOT forget to turn the stove off.
No fires, nothing broken, everything's fine. I just imagined coming home to an apartment gutted by fire circa 1,000 times.