Friday, March 11, 2005

No Wonder I'm Screwed Up

My mom called me today just in time to hear the big news. This is about how the conversation went at that moment:

Me: "Well, we actually do have news."

Her: "What? You got a dog?"

Me: "No." (Though I wish we had.)

Her: "Are you pregnant?"

Me (laughing): "No!"

Then she ran out of ideas. Apparently the only news to expects from me is to bring another living thing into our family. Either a dog or a child.

When I told her we were at the registry's office that morning she started to laugh.

She surely is one of the greatest people in the world.