Dear Amazon,
Would you please, please, pleeeeeease send my books?
Because I'm afraid I'll have Christopher Brookmyre's 'Quite Ugly One Morning' finished tonight. And the bookshop here never sells what I want.
So please?
Forever yours,
Jamie.
PS: You know that I spent way too much money at your shop already, so I figure I can consider my self as a very-special-customer indeed.