Friday, March 11, 2005

Letter For Whoever Sits In That Comfortable Chair

Dear Amazon,

Would you please, please, pleeeeeease send my books?

Because I'm afraid I'll have Christopher Brookmyre's 'Quite Ugly One Morning' finished tonight. And the bookshop here never sells what I want.

So please?

Forever yours,
Jamie.

PS: You know that I spent way too much money at your shop already, so I figure I can consider my self as a very-special-customer indeed.